A NYC woman claims she is "happier than ever" despite a first year of marriage to a man who was unemployed for much of the year "writing a novel" that no one has seen.
Speaking with a persistent cough caused by dust from a kitchen renovation that has depleted their savings, the unidentified woman says she wouldn't change a thing.
"Okay, maybe in an ideal world we wouldn't have gotten the new puppy," she said, "but the urine odor is probably just temporary. "
Her husband was on his daily afternoon run in Central Park and unavailable for comment.
